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Getting Rid Of Rubbish

I think that pretty much sums up 2009 for me so far, being rid of everything that’s no good for me. The Christmas break took its toll on my body, or perhaps more accurately the impossible amounts of food and booze I rammed down my face did. I’m pretty sure it’s a bad sign when you decide to take a day off the beer because you realise just another couple each day is topping you back up to where you were the night before. It’s only once a year though, and for the most part it was a brilliant break.

After an abortive attempt at going back to training on Sunday (I twisted my ankle within five minutes of starting and had to sit the rest out), last night went a lot better. I realise just how badly my fitness had suffered and how much holiday weight I’m carrying. Like the rest of the population though I’m being good in the New Year and eating properly, and so far it’s doing the trick – and I already feel a hundred times better. No Christmas cold this time either, for the first time in ages. I’m nearly back into a normal sleep pattern too now, Monday morning was no fun I can tell you!

Tonight is the first Games Rot of the new year (for the uninitiated, Games Rot is when my friends and I get together sans females and play some video games) which I’m looking forward to. I guess my endless talking about the 360 has rubbed off, people are starting to buy them. One of my fellow rotters bought one, my brother got one for Christmas, and the third side of the rot triangle is due to within the next few days. I’m not surprised though, it’s a great machine, and with the price of Blu-Ray players dropping so much there’s no longer the argument that a PS3 is a sound investment, as you can buy a 360 *and* a BR player for the same price as a PS3 – and as far as I’m concerned the catalogue of games and integrated online services for the 360 make it no competition.

I’ve been doing a bit of technical stuff too, and until I can afford to replace my crippled computer I’m pleased to keep my hand in and doing stuff. The other day I was able to use an old wireless access point I had to help a friend get his console online. After a lot of frustration, a firmware update and some perseverence I got it working as a wireless bridge – result!

So that’s me for 2009 so far. The decorations are down, the hotel for Seni is booked, and my mass is reducing.

Level "NaBloPoMo" Complete!

Time taken: 30 days
Posts discovered: 31/30!
Rank: A+

That’s what the level end screen would look like if the last month was a game. It seems I even found a secret extra post in there somewhere! I guess this should really be my ‘stood at the end of the assault course, looking back at the trail of destruction’ shot, maybe with a bit of a blood red sunset?

I’ve thought about giving NaNoWriMo a go for a few years now, but never got any further than thinking of ideas. I thought this was going to be a breeze in comparison, after all, I could just write about what happened that day for a month and voila, done! But it doesn’t pan out like that. I found myself wanting to write something at least vaguely interesting each day, something with a bit of substance, and that’s where it becomes tricky. When I look back at the previous thirty posts, there are some which I wish I could go back and re-do. In theory there’s nothing to stop me going back and editing them, but that would be cheating. The main problem I found was making sure I had enough time each day, not thinking of content.

Keeping a regularly updated blog is an investment of time and effort, a bit of a labour of love really. Ideas for content will come, but making sure you’ve got the time set aside each day to sit down and write something is more difficult. I suppose it would be easier if I were writing a ‘themed’ blog, something like the technology blogs, or photography, or something covering a hobby or interest in depth. Mine however seems to have become a bit more eclectic. When I first started writing my thoughts down, it was very much in a diary style, but as the years(!) have gone on it’s become much more of a commentary too, a first-person commentary on me. Odd.

There’s a few positives I can take from having completed NaBloPoMo, such as how cathartic it can be. The big one that I take with me though is realising that even when I sit down and create a new post with no idea of what I’m about to write about, I can do it, and once I start the lexical diarrhoea just flows (apologies for that graphic turn of phrase). It’s helped me start writing review material again, and it’s also made me think that perhaps NaNoWriMo might not be beyond the realms of imagination. It would take a bit of planning (not my strongest point), and I think I’d need the 30-day constraint to do it as following through with things I start has always been another bugbear for me. I’m just intrigued to see what I could come up with though!

Out of curiosity I just ran a summary of my posting for this month, and not including this post itself, I am up over 10,000 words. The aim of NaNoWriMo is a 50,000 word novel. It suddenly takes on a new light of possibility.

To anyone who’s put up with, enjoyed, despised, found humour in, or endured unrelenting mediocrity over the last month of posting – thanks for reading! And a special thanks to BBM for pointing me in this direction in the first place, and providing me with subject matter on more than one occasion, it was an experience eh?. And yes, the ‘inspired’ post is coming soon, I’ve not forgotten!

Nearly December

And along with the promise of festive cheer comes the rather daunting prospect of my 4th Gup grading, this Saturday. That’s right, two days time.

I’m remarkably calm at the moment which is nice. Basically I know that I know everything I need to know, it’s just a question of whether or not I can a) survive the physical test at the start, and b) remember everything once I’m exhausted. I had a nightmare last time I graded, where all my terminology went out of the window when I was invited to the bench to be tested on it. I don’t want it to happen again.

Only one more day left for NaBloPoMo too now, I think I’m going to miss it when it’s gone. I won’t miss the saturday evening ‘Oh my god, I’ve forgotten to post yet!’ excitement though :) .

A bigger post tomorrow, I promise :) .

Winter Comforts

Winter’s pretty much already with us if the temperature and weather down here are anything to go by at the moment, and as much as I love to be able to go to the beach when it’s sunny and bright for the rest of the year, winter brings its own comforts. There’s nothing nicer than being inside in the warm, wearing the kind of comfortable clothes that make you look like a sack of potatoes.

I first got that feeling of ‘Ahhh, the year’s winding down’ the other evening. Sat on the sofa with a hot drink, feet up and watching a film. Nothing, in my opinion, comes close to topping that level of cosiness and satisfaction. Well, maybe adding a nice winter fruit crumble with some fresh custard, but not before my grading! It must’ve been good, as I fell asleep and missed the end of the film!

Another favourite thing to do is take up position in a big comfy chair, have a fire going and read something – ordinarily some cheesy adventure or mystery – with a nice glass of whisky or something similar to hand. Stodgy food is another winter must too, a good stew, or a slow-cooked chilli maybe. If it’s teeming with rain and looking like the end of the world outside, this all adds to the effect and makes you even more glad to be there in the warmth.

I’d love to have some proper snow at Christmas. We haven’t had a decent amount of snow for years and years now. It’s even more difficult to get any down here due to being surrounded by coastlines. As much as it gets cold it’s also often the most temperate part of the country, so anything that does fall doesn’t tend to stick. I really want to see what the pup makes of snow too, although I suspect he might not be all that impressed when it clumps up on his abundance of fur.

I can’t wait to get the lights and decorations up now, but I think it’s going to be a week or two before that happens yet. I have my eye on some nice new lights for this year, once payday hits I may go and treat myself the house. Plus there’s the fun of picking a tree to look forward to :) . Expect lots of pictures once it happens.

Murder Most Horrid

As it was recently Mrs AdamR’s birthday, we wanted to do something different to celebrate rather than our usual meal out or something like that. A plan was struck for a murder mystery party, because a) it’d be a bit different for us, b) it’s an excuse for our friends to get dressed up and c) I love mysteries! Luckily we’d been given a kit a couple of years ago as a present and never used it, so roles were chosen, invitations sent and a lavish spread of 80′s style foods prepared (the theme for the murder was at an office 80′s style disco).

Everyone really got into character, some of the costumes were brilliant! The cast assembled, introducing….

Goldie Bullet (Murf got in on the action too)
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Phil Cash
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Donna Nees
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Ruth Lesley
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Jack Don

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Wanda Round
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and me, your host, Hank Xerox
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Sadly our 8th, who was to play Roger Hard, was ill and couldn’t make it, so my other half had to play a split personality character of both his and hers.

Firstly, if you’ve never played one of these before, do it! It was a riot from start to finish, and was packed with innuendo. There was barely a minute for the whole evening when someone wasn’t in stitches. The murder was logical once explained, but the odd drink or two which people had had by the time the culprit was revealed meant that some of the accusations were a little off-base. I won’t go into the details here in case you decide to try this actual kit, but there are certainly plenty of twists and unexpected reveals during the game. All you need for a great evening is the game, some friends who aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves, themed food and plenty of booze! We’ll certainly be doing more of these in future, and I’d recommend it without hesitation if you and your friends are getting a bit tired of the same old, same old when it comes to socials.

We actually played one of the Murder A La Carte games, specifically Murder In The Office. It’s definitely worth a go, I can’t wait for the next one now :) .

Confessional

I got tagged again….. This time it’s supposed to be three embarrassing personal confessions. Yeah, thanks for that…

Let’s see then, where do I draw the line? I think we’ll keep this tame for now.

  1. Lazy Shaving - I should shave every day, to keep me smart and neat and respectable. What actually happens however is that I instead don’t shave for a week or so, and then decide it’d be nice to smarten myself up for training. Maybe that says something about me, that I’d rather be smart for martial arts than work. Not having hot running water in the bathroom sink may be partially to blame, I have to wet shave as electrics are a) prone to cut my throat (no I have no idea how it happens either) and b) a bit crap. Shaving with freezing cold water isn’t much fun. Writing this has spurred me however, I will make the effort to shave every day from now on.
  2. Fussy Eating - I call myself a fussy eater, and it’s true. In truth there aren’t too many things I dislike eating, but unfortunately they’re pretty key ingredients to many dishes. I’m talking about things like tomatoes and cheese; as you can imagine it means pretty much anything on an Italian menu is out of the equation for me. I’m a lot better than I used to be, the list of things I can’t stand is getting smaller and the list of foods I’ll eat at a push is growing at an inversely proportional rate. I actually feel really bad about this one, it’s only food after all and I always remind myself I’m lucky to have the option to not eat it. I’d love to cure myself of this. Maybe one for the New Year there.
  3. Not Growing Up - I guess this one depends on your own point of view, I don’t really see it as a negative thing per se, but I know lots of people do. I still don’t really feel much different now when compared to ten or twelve years ago. I know I’ve changed, quite a bit in fact, but I still feel the same inside. I still like to play games, I still love seeing all my old friends and having a laugh, I’m still terribly irresponsible and messy, I’m still always looking for the next adventure. From my own viewpoint though it has its advantages. Take this time of year for example, once December hits I’m going to start getting really excited about Christmas. I’m the same every year, I love it and always try to re-capture that feeling I had as a child. It’s getting harder with each passing year (it doesn’t help that it only feels like five minutes since the last time!), but I’ll keep going. I don’t feel too bad about not growing up, there are a lot of people out there who look down on you for it, but I think most of those people are just trying too hard and need to take themselves less seriously. Hey, it’s my blog, I can say what I like :) .

It’s no easy task thinking of things for that list above, and by that I mean things tame enough to post here. That would be an entirely  different entry altogether! I won’t tag anyone in specific here to carry it on, but if you should want to then do so. If you’re not a bloggy type, you can just leave your list in the comments.

Automotive Triumph

I still feel as rough as rats again today, but I had one small victory which lifted my spirits. My car’s been playing up for weeks and weeks now, and I thought I’d fixed it a couple of weeks back, only for it to slip back into its old ways again.  Today though, thanks to my dad and uncle, it is totally fixed and running better than ever. After we tried new plugs, cleaned up the rotor arm and put on a new distribultor cap it was still missing, so the final step was to try a new set of leads. On they went, and lo, working car!

It’s an absolute joy to drive now it’s all fixed, I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed driving it. Just the central locking and drivers-side door handle to worry about now….

Blergh

Training yesterday was an unmitigated disaster for the most part. I felt fine going there, a little hot maybe, but nothing special. During the warmup I was ok, running isn’t my strong point but I managed to keep going (just about), but once we started forms I began to feel really odd. The first couple of Kicho forms were fine, nice and easy, if a little sloppy, but as we moved on I got worse and worse. We had to re-do Kicho Hyung Sam Bu at one point, and I performed half of that form and half of Ee Bu, it was very odd and I just couldn’t think straight. At one point we were asked to fetch our Bo staffs, but as much as I could hear the instruction I just couldn’t process it, it took me ages to move and actually get it, and once I did my Bong Hyung Il Bu went wrong several times.

Sparring wasn’t much better, I was lethargic and slow and gave away silly points and took a spin back kick to the ribs for my effort. It was after the lesson when it hit me though, I started coughing and couldn’t stop. I was nearly sick in my car I was coughing so hard, and when I got home I felt hot and weak as a kitten. I won’t describe the symptoms, but I was not a very well chap after that, and today I feel totally wiped out. I’ve had to miss a sparring seminar (boooooo), been slow and stupid around my other half’s birthday, and just generally felt awful. And I have a grading in less than a week now. I really hope this clears up fast and I don’t miss any of the last three training sessions, I have a feeling I could really do with them this time.

Murder By Death

It’s my better half’s birthday tomorrow, and as part of the festivities we’ve organised a murder mystery party with our friends. This is my first time having a go at one of these, and I’m really looking forward to it, especially as it’s based in an 80′s disco! I bought the pre-requisite album this lunchtime so there’s a good chance I’ll spend more time singing to the tracks than trying to solve any murder, but we’ll see.

I’m actually a big fan of murder mysteries of all descriptions – a couple of my favourite films are from the genre (especially Clue). I’m not sure what it is I like so much, maybe it’s the attempting to work it out, maybe it’s just the romantic atmosphere it conjures up in my head. Romantic’s probably the wrong word, but you get the idea.

In fact now I think about it, it doesn’t even have to be a murder, just something with clues which need figuring out. It gets me all ‘sleuthy’ even now just thinking about it. One of my favourite sub-genres is the Locked Room Mystery. You know the sort of thing; a man’s found dead in a vault which has no exits and was welded shut and all that was found was a banana and a note with ’53′ written on it, and you have to deduce how it was done. It gets my brain going. John Dickson Carr is the master of the locked room mystery, I highly recommend The Hollow Man, it’s incredibly well thought out and I defy anyone to work it out before the end!

Re-Igniting The Spark

As anyone who’s endured my old postings here, or had to have a conversation with me will tell you, I have a bit of a hobby in video games. Those who know me better would probably choke on whatever they were eating to hear me call it a bit of a hobby, and in all honesty they’d be right.

Ever since receiving a Sinclair Spectrum 48K (yes, yes, the rubber keyed beast) for Christmas when I was but a wee nipper, I’ve been completely captivated. I shudder to think what percentage of my life has been wasted invested in my hobby, but I think if my life were represented by a pie chart, the games-playing-time slice would be the size of the piece of cake you secretly want to take, but daren’t for fear of looking like a fat piggy. As the years have gone by I’ve worked my way through system after system, computer after computer, always playing games and pretty much always enjoying it.

I noticed over the last couple of generations of hardware though that something had changed. I guess some people would call it growing up, growing out of my childhood games, but in truth I think it was me looking at games in a more analytical light. I first noticed myself doing it with Super Mario Kart, I was watching the karts whizzing around the track and thinking "They aren’t moving at all, it’s just moving the floor around". It annoyed the heck out of me because I loved that game! It grew from there really, instead of just enjoying a game for what it is, I was looking too deeply into it.

One of the things I notice from looking back at old copies of magazines like Crash and Sinclair User (via the magic of the internet and sites like WorldOfSpectrum) is the advertising and the way games are treated, and I think that’s what’s changed. Nowadays for the vast majority of games, the person playing has had a lot of the work done for them, in the sense that the game is depicting everything as realistically as it can for the most part. There’s very little imagination needed, whereas back then you had to take what was written on the box and the adverts and build it in your mind. I miss that to an extent.

Nowadays though I’m making an effort to enjoy them more. I know that sounds like a bit of an oxymoron, or a contradiction in terms – making an effort to relax and enjoy something??? But to me that means closing my reviewer’s eyes, and opening the eyes I had as a kid. Super Mario Galaxy (cue shameless plug to my latest review) has restored my faith in developers’ ability to make a genuine fun game again, something which is so sadly lacking now. Those who can make good games tend to focus on realism, franchise tie-ins or making things ‘gritty’. Nintendo are showing with this current generation of consoles and handhelds that fun is still the king, and it always will be.

Make me grin or laugh while I’m playing, and I’m sold. That’s the bottom line.